The Referee’s a Wanker

Chanting is an integral part of football. The scribes in the stands (and previously the terraces) have coined some memorable jingles over the years. Here are some of my favourites:

Manchester United fans at Highbury, Worthington Cup, 2002 (to the tune of Go West):

We’re shit, but we’re champions,
We’re shit, but we’re champions,

Visiting Fans to Old Trafford, after Roy’s prawn sandwhiches comments (to the tune of Do The Conga)

Keano thinks yer wankers,
Keano thinks yer wankers,
la laa laa la
la laa laa la

Celtic fans after news that Andy Gorman had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

Two Andy Gormans,
There’s only two Andy Gormans,
Two Andy Goooo-rams,
There’s only two Andy Gormans

Wales fans at the Millenimum Stadium, in the recent World Cup Qualifier against Scotland (to the tune of Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer)

We hate the english more than you,
We hate the english,
We hate the english,
We hate the english more than you.

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5 Responses to “The Referee’s a Wanker”

  1. aehso Says:

    Some more I read just the other day:

    Leeds fans at Norwich:

    Your sister is your mother
    Your uncle is your brother
    You all f**k one another
    The Norwich Family
    der der der der clap clap etc

    At Sunderland v Leeds the Mackems chanting “going down going down” to Leeds. Leeds fans respond “so are we so are we!”

    (to the tune of Craig David’s “Rewind”)
    “VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO – MOLEST HER”

    To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
    convicted for, well, you know…(to the Manic Street Preachers song) “If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next”

    Man City fans about Terry Phelan, to the tune of “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”)

    We’ve got that Terry Phelan
    wooah that Terry Phelan
    We’ve got that Terry Phelan
    and he’s sub, sub, sub
    woooo-ooo-oo- ooh

    Away fans at a Man U game:

    If youre a fatty and you know it clap your hands
    If youre a fatty and you know it clap your hands
    If youre a fatty and you know it and you get grannies to blow it
    If youre a fatty and you know it clap your hands

    Sung by the Mancs this season:

    Park, Park wherever you may be.
    Eatin dogs in your own country
    It could be worse you could be Scouse,
    Eatin rats in your council house.

    Leicester-fans greets Arsenal’s french army welcome:

    Who let the frogs out!!!
    Who! Who! Who! Who!
    Who let the frogs out!!!
    Who! Who! Who! Who!

    Man U fans at goodison when they were 0-2 up:

    “two nil in your superbowl, two nil in your super bowl”

  2. dryukfyfkf Says:

    Van Nistelrooy is a wanker, he wears a wankers kit, he’s gay u must admit, he would rather stay at Real and clean Robinho boots, giving himself a hand job is the only time he shoots!!

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  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_gifJ1rP4 Says:

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  5. Charles Owen Says:

    What’s the original tune used in the chant Referee, you’re a wanker?

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